Answer all these questions and you should have a fully-developed character for your audience to connect with.
A strong character can carry a weak plot; but a strong plot can’t carry weak characters
I didn’t know I needed this.
*Rubbing this all over my face*
THE BABE WITH THE POWER
THE POWER OF VOODOO
I’m so ready for Guardians of the Galaxy.
welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.
I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough
just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,
i would take the midnight train going anywhere but it isn’t safe for a young woman.
men feel like this too ya know
RIGHT GOD FO RBID WE FORGET THE MEN
just a city boy
here to remind everyone that he exists in case anyone forgot in the few seconds they were paying attention to someone else’s problems
HE DID NOT GET ROB PAULSEN TO DO THIS
HE DID NOT
NOSTALGIA CRITIC HOW—!!!
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Rutger Hauer as a medieval knight in one of the best fantasy films ever made “Ladyhawke” (1985) directed by Richard Donner.
One more interesting fact:
Several different hawks were used. One to sit on Rutger Hauer’s arm and another for the flying scenes. A third proved to be mostly unusable, as it enjoyed Hauers company so much that it would ruffle it feathers when seated on his arm, making it look more like a chicken than a stately hawk.
I wish I could watch this movie again and enjoy it, but the soundtrack has not aged well.
Maybe I could watch with the sound off and the subtitles on?
Ah, fanart. Also known as the art that girls make.
Sad, immature girls no one takes seriously. Girls who are taught that it’s shameful to be excited or passionate about anything, that it’s pathetic to gush about what attracts them, that it’s wrong to be a geek, that they should feel embarrassed about having a crush, that they’re not allowed to gaze or stare or wish or desire. Girls who need to grow out of it.
That’s the art you mean, right?
Because in my experience, when grown men make it, nobody calls it fanart. They just call it art. And everyone takes it very seriously.
Y’all expect me to care about Peter Hale, Kate Argent, dumb plans, Nikes, and teenaged assassins when:
Sheriff Stilinski is in the hospital??
Derek Hale is SOLVING MYSTERIES??
Derek Hale is at makeout point with Malia???
Derek Hale is in TERRIFYING LIFE DANGER?????
I can’t talk about some of the other things that happened in this episode because they were too violent and upsetting: I guess I thought it was sort of wildly uneven to have some (A LOT) of folks dying violent sad lonely deaths and some folks being saved from certain death by being cut open by a scalpel, this cutting being extremely urgent but also convenient to whenever they were rescued or whatever.
That jump cut to Deaton right after THE BENEFACTORRRRRR was some mighty suspicious and also too-obvious foreshadowing, right? Eh, I don’t care.
WHY WASN’T MELISSA AT THE HOSPITAL, DID NO ONE CALL HER, DOES MELISSA NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS??? “Melissa, honey, you might want to come in, your handsome main squeeze just came into the ER. Oh, also that deadbeat husband of yours.”
Sometimes it seems as though this show is concocted using an old game of Clue that they’ve marked up with the character names and shuffled at random, e.g. THIS EPISODE:
- Chris & Scott at the old Argent Factory for Making (Unspecified) Things. Please let Chris Argent be an Ice Cream Baron or something. ARGENT BRAND PIZZA BAGELS.
- Malia & Derek: wandering around the woods in the middle of the night even though Malia left school during what is obviously THE DAY, what were they doing, lying around eating Argent Brand Pizza Bagels all afternoon?
- Stiles & Lydia - FINE THAT MAKES SENSE
- Tiny Wolf plus the ten million hours least suspenseful hours ever watching a guy dig his fingers into the same ten wet stones, WERE WE EVER ACTUALLY WORRIED ABOUT TINY ANGRY WOLF AT ALL, you know Scott was going to save him, just like yOU KNOW that now that they’ve gone and said Derek’s gonna die, he’s not going to die. At all. Right? RIGHT.
Can I just talk about Derek Hale and how I’m glad he solves mysteries and retains a sense of purpose in life, but being all oh, They use a Buddhist mantra, let’s go to the eastern-most point in Beacon Hills makes no sense!!! NO SENSE AT ALL!!! You can’t solve mysteries by just extrapolating random facts and turning out to be right!!! That’s not how mysteries work at all.
Peter’s evil head tilt makes it look like he has some sort of serious ear mange for which he needs immediate treatment.